Minor things that make you happy

[Eggs]

When you approach traffic lights just as they change to green. Even better if there's two lanes and there's a queue in one of them and you just razz down the other lane and jump the whole queue.

.....as long as nobody is jumping an amber/red coming the other way. You'll get to where you're going anyway, stay safe.

 

[Donald Twain]

The daffodils at the bottom of my Garden. Save me a few bob on Mothers day.

 

[Ashtonian]

Cheating in work.

Have an interview for our pay bandings due to changes in work, i have managed to get the scoring system so can tell them what we do in a higher scoring sort of way, hopefully will get us some extra money

 

[Rugby Toffee]

bending down to tie my shoe laces, and actually getting back up without a twinge or pain

 

[Donald Twain]

bending down to tie my shoe laces, and actually getting back up without a twinge or pain

or noise.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Seeing some Audi driving bell end get flashed by a red light camera.

Hahahhahaha.

 

[silent bob]

The daffodils at the bottom of my Garden. Save me a few bob on Mothers day.

That`s just cheap!

 

[Rugby Toffee]

The smell of bacon wafting through the kitchen

 

[COYBL25]

Seeing some Audi driving bell end get flashed by a red light camera.

Hahahhahaha.

Only bettered by some weapon flying past you doing about 130 on the motorway, then rounding the next big bend and seeing him on the hard shoulder with an unmarked traffic car looking very sorry for himself !

 

[Baines' left foot]

Only bettered by some weapon flying past you doing about 130 on the motorway, then rounding the next big bend and seeing him on the hard shoulder with an unmarked traffic car looking very sorry for himself !

I don't understand why people drive that fast. One slight wrong movement and you're probably dead. Also if you get caught doing that speed you just lose your license. I'd be checking my mirrors constantly. I get nervous doing 85 FFS!

 

[Toast]

The new walkers crisp ad with dat Messi in it made me smile.

 

[Yorkie]

Making my mum a cup of tea.

(Awaits incredibly predictable mar joke)

 

[l4toffee]

Making my mum a cup of tea.

(Awaits incredibly predictable mar joke)

You saved me a job

 

[The Cowboy]

Only bettered by some weapon flying past you doing about 130 on the motorway, then rounding the next big bend and seeing him on the hard shoulder with an unmarked traffic car looking very sorry for himself !

Similarly, a few months back, some ropey-looking Impreza belting it along weaving in and out of traffic. Barely a mile ahead, he's pulled over, bonnet up, smoke belching out. Sweet, sweet karma.

 

[Yorkie]

You saved me a job

*awaits incredibly predicatble scouser joke