Minor things that make you happy

[summerisle]

Not sure why they're called digestives. Eat half a pack of them and you won't be digesting anything for at least 12 hours.

Victorians thought they were an aid to digestion. First produced by two Scottish doctors.

 

[jal123]

The women continuity announcer on Channel 4 with the sultry W. Indian accent is broadcasting again tonight.

Heard her on after the Simpsons, boss.

 

[McBain]

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Finding out the 2nd nearest offy to you is selling Krakus vodka for a tenner a bottle.

Winner!

 

[carlos21]

Finding out the 2nd nearest offy to you is selling Krakus vodka for a tenner a bottle.

Winner!

Nice one mate,

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Nice one mate,

I'll go and have a proper look at them tomorrow - The bottles look legit on a cursory glance, but there's some nasty, nasty stuff out there if you're not careful, mate.

And a tenner seems a bit too good to be true

 

[carlos21]

I'll go and have a proper look at them tomorrow - The bottles look legit on a cursory glance, but there's some nasty, nasty stuff out there if you're not careful, mate.

And a tenner seems a bit too good to be true

Have fun mate.

 

[coollino]

I'll go and have a proper look at them tomorrow - The bottles look legit on a cursory glance, but there's some nasty, nasty stuff out there if you're not careful, mate.

And a tenner seems a bit too good to be true

It must be fake for that, found a small guide for you.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...feit-vodka-made-from-anti-freeze-9948447.html

 

[The Cowboy]

Going to 5 a side tonight, and thus not having to look at the wife's mardy face. Winner.

(Yes, we've had an argument...)

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Getting home from the offy/shop seconds before a heavy hailstone shower.

Cheers

 

[carlos21]

Getting home from the offy/shop seconds before a heavy hailstone shower.

Cheers

Hello mate I am sick again,

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Hello mate I am sick again,

That doesn't make me happy mate.

Have a glass of warm milk with a sprinkle of ground cinnamon on it - do yer good, it will

 

[carlos21]

That doesn't make me happy mate.

Have a glass of warm milk with a sprinkle of ground cinnamon on it - do yer good, it will

Thanks mate,

 

[Toast]

Commentator on BBC at the boat race saying " two cox going in at the same time.. "

Incredible.

 

[Yorkie]

Hello mate I am sick again,

Not as sick as @Whistlin' Dixie will be if he drinks all that dodgy vodka in one go