Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
I work with loads of Polish lids mate.I don't like the aspersions you're casting on our Polish brothers here as ruthless, almost mafia like killers.
Some of them are proper bad hombres.
Part of my work in the summer was to try and break into various stores for who I work. One morning, 5am, I got into one in central London. I looked round for my boss, he had the paperwork in case we got rumbled. He was nowhere to be seen.
I was then surrounded by some massive polish lids. Like bloody proper massive.
Boss left me for what seemed like an age before making his entrance. My Arse went big style.