The 1st rule of minding kids is - if it goes quiet for 30secs, they're up to something.
The 3 ladies go out after lunch to hit the sales, leaving 3 men to look after 6 kids between 4 - 7.
So they're in the pool, out the pool, in the garden, in the house, back in the pool
By now they're playing together quite well (ha) and we're getting involved in the Ashes and the odd beer
Meanwhile the 30sec rule is being ignored.
Turns out Santa, not me, brought one of them some stick on glitter tattoos - guaranteed not to come off like cheaper ones.
They've covered themselves everywhere, including places where the sun dont shine...I have illustrated grand children.
Re-enter the ladies...
Over to you ladies as we beat a retreat