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Minor things that make you happy

Bryan said:
Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.
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Presume you mean big as in girth as it splashed.
My biggest broke the waters while still attached and proceeded to coil up like a mister whippy ice cream.

I almost photographed it, before thinking better of the idea. I mean - who could I show?*

*now realises this would have been a perfect reply to the endless 'new baby' pictures I get sent.
 
chrismpw said:
Presume you mean big as in girth as it splashed.
My biggest broke the waters while still attached and proceeded to coil up like a mister whippy ice cream.

I almost photographed it, before thinking better of the idea. I mean - who could I show?*

*now realises this would have been a perfect reply to the endless 'new baby' pictures I get sent.
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chrismpw said:
Presume you mean big as in girth as it splashed.
My biggest broke the waters while still attached and proceeded to coil up like a mister whippy ice cream.

I almost photographed it, before thinking better of the idea. I mean - who could I show?*

*now realises this would have been a perfect reply to the endless 'new baby' pictures I get sent.
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GwladysPhil said:
Greta Thunberg.

Normally sceptical of these sort of political / climate movements - but she's fantastic. Also has Aspergers which makes it even better.
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She is.

There have been thousands before her saying the same things, in schools and universities, myself included 40 years ago. I wonder why the media have chosen to wait 40 years, in which time it's likely to be too late to act, to publicise this particular one?
 
chrismpw said:
She is.

There have been thousands before her saying the same things, in schools and universities, myself included 40 years ago. I wonder why the media have chosen to wait 40 years, in which time it's likely to be too late to act, to publicise this particular one?
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The growth in social media has played a massive part. She was once seen some what symbolic asking schools to strike - but she was impressive at that talk.
 

chrismpw said:
She is.

There have been thousands before her saying the same things, in schools and universities, myself included 40 years ago. I wonder why the media have chosen to wait 40 years, in which time it's likely to be too late to act, to publicise this particular one?
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Meanwhile, Indonesia have set the forest fires going again. Destroying tens of thousand of acres of rainforest. My daughter worked in Singapore for 4 years and every year she said the smoke from Indonesia forest fires was like fog in Singapore.
 

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