Minor things that make you happy

[Toast]

Just nipped into the local Mark’s and Spencer food hall for a few bits down here in Southampton.

At the till, a very pleasant young lady serving. “You’re an Evertonian as well ! “

She then goes on and slates Ancelotti and goes into detail about his back room staff before saying she dosent want Moyes and her dad can’t stand him !

If your on here, you made my day mate.

 

[LEONARD]

Sat outside the Dispensary on Oldham Street.

A nice pint of stout, and Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong on the MP3 = 'Porgy and Bess'.

 

[sdk]

 

[Seathestars]

The Mrs ordered me a new top notch lens for my camera, arrives on Thursday, excited

 

[LEONARD]

The Mrs ordered me a new top notch lens for my camera, arrives on Thursday, excited

Me Leica very much.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[matty1878]

Nuno has lost his passport and will be denied a stay? Oh pleaseeeeeeee so

 

[Sennott Street]

An orange that peels easily.

 

[verreauxi]

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Born and bred in Liverpool, but I'm still baffled by some of the language and words that young scousers use.

Arrr ay, soz abar tha la. A wuz only sayin diss avie, te dat fella oo werkkkks down de ozzie, sum peeeeple torrrrkkk in riddllllles, don't dee? Dee do dough don't dee?

Translation for those who can't decipher the above:
Awfully sorry, old boy. One was indulging in social intercourse this afternoon with a chap who works at the hospital, and we had a jolly good chin wag about how some riff-raff talk in riddles. What, what?

 

[RAFUH]

Lightening bugs. All over the back yard tonight.
I love to sit on the deck and watch….when the skeeters won’t drain me dry.

 

[Devanski]

Lightening bugs. All over the back yard tonight.
I love to sit on the deck and watch….when the skeeters won’t drain me dry.

Sorry @RAFUH, just got a picture in my head there...
*runs*

 

[Seathestars]

 

[LEONARD]

Heading down London Road today.

I heard a kid say to his dad, 'are we near the beach yet'?

 

[summerisle]

Sausage rolls.