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Hot curry, ice cold cider, cricket on the TV.


Hot curry, ice cold cider, cricket on the TV.
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Quite the treat having cricket on proper telly, even if its a bit meh, from England, so far.
Yes, been sat out in the garden with some madri lagar. Happy daysCold beer. Hot day. Very simple
She'll own you forever...The eldest has said she'll look after our youngest so the wife and I can walk down to the local curry house and have some food. Winner.
How much do you think this is going to cost me later down the line or what's she going to ask me for?
Priorities mate .There was a fantastic busker in Church Street last night. She sang Wuthering Heights, her impersonation of Kate Bush's voice was fantastic - the tone inflection, the high notes, all off to a tee. Mind you, saying all that I didn't give her any money ; well is was pouring down and I had a bus to catch.
. . . but I keep getting banned from pubs for using the urinalsDon't know if it's been mentioned before, CBA going back over 600 pages to check...
The sit-down wee-wee. One of life's simple pleasures.
Don't think I've stood up to pee in about a decade now.