You only just turned the heating on? Tight arseTurning the heating on for the first time since last winter.
Bet that was a right pain in the arse.Knew someone once who used Deep Heat cream on their haemorrhoids, because they didn't realise there was a dedicated cream for piles.
Can you imagine?
Don't think I ever got round to telling them you could get pile cream instead....
Imagine!Bet that was a right pain in the arse.
No ta.Imagine!