Misheard song lyrics

[goldfinchmule]

Paul young...every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Robert dineros waiting....talking to Tanya

 

[Milk]

Why does Beyonce sing "***king Lexus" on that recent single "Texas Holdem"?

What has an upmarket Japanese car done to offend her?

 

[cronullasharks]

Eye of the tiger in the heat of the night

 

[Eggs]

“….we’re out of the league and we’re out of the cup”.

 

[hallamblue]

"She seems to have an invisible tuck shop" - Genesis

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

“….we’re out of the league and we’re out of the cup”.

Everton aren't on the up and up

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I don't fantasize, unlike a million perverts.
Tom Jones ..Boy from nowhere.
Have a listen.

 

[Groucho]

I genuinely heard a young girl singing "THE EIGHTH OF MAY, THE EIGHTH OF MAY" along to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A mate thought aberdeen where singing about a player called Stan Frey.. .true story.

 

[perth_blue]

Manfred Mann - "wrapped up like a douche"

With a boner in the night.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Get your hits out for the lads.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Fat Boy Slim...

'Right about now! The funk soul brother!' was initially misconstrued as 'Right about now! I f'ed your mother!'
The folly of youth, I guess...

 

[April1970]

In the 1980s comedy song “Arthur Daley little dodgy maybe” the line ain’t all that was sometimes sung as the anal rat

 

[WA Toffee]

Am I the only one who has absolutely no interest in lyrics - what the words are, or what the meaning behind them is?

There are probably only a dozen or so songs that I could be confident I know all the words to. (And I am in a cover band that plays together every week)