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He's still not talking to me.
No worries. On a regular day he will wake up and have a loud orgasm before DESTROYING 3 weetabix. After 2 more loud orgasms he will walk the dogs before returning back to his favourite meal, 20 chicken nuggets. He will loudly orgasm several more times throughout the afternoon before getting tucked up in his PJs by 6pm.Hi Mattys girlfriend, could you give me a typical day in the life of Matty please?
Finest example of best 'first' and simultaneous 'last' post ever.who’s the biggest one on here?
my mrs is saying me?!
CuteNo worries. On a regular day he will wake up and have a loud orgasm before DESTROYING 3 weetabix. After 2 more loud orgasms he will walk the dogs before returning back to his favourite meal, 20 chicken nuggets. He will loudly orgasm several more times throughout the afternoon before getting tucked up in his PJs by 6pm.
Wondered when this was going to get posted, absolute open goal.Yer Ma. Page 2 ffs.
I don’t think you moan, more fixate on little things and go into full on doom mongeringwho’s the biggest one on here?
my mrs is saying me?!