Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[carlos21]

From Ireland Carlos. Where you from?

I am from Wales.

 

[Vintage]

I am from Wales.

Great place. Was in Cardiff before. Hope your getting a better summer of weather than we have here

 

[carlos21]

From Ireland Carlos. Where you from?

Can you ask everyone to like my thread please what is your name.

 

[carlos21]

Great place. Was in Cardiff before. Hope your getting a better summer of weather than we have here

Shropshire.

 

[Vintage]

Can you ask everyone to like my thread please what is your name.

Will do. Shane mate

Shropshire.

Is Shrewsbury in Shropshire?

 

[carlos21]

Will do. Shane mate

Is Shrewsbury in Shropshire?

Yes Shane.

 

[Joey66]

They almost always mean figuratively, too.

Show us your Fridge

 

[arch stanton]

If my aunti had balls she would be my uncle

I think I've came across 'her' before...

 

[Rita_Poon]

You'll have to leave now sir, you're making a scene

 

[Rita_Poon]

i witnessed a minor argument on the train the other day over some teenager putting his trotters on the seat opposite him, when some fella told him to wind his next in etc, the young lad said, ‘ffs, no need to get so pressed’
Pressed apparently being a new term for narky / aggy etc.
I tell thee, it’s a whole new world out there.

you had me at 'next'.

 

[blue61]

The use of superlatives for everyday things, such as making someone a drink. 'I've made you a cup of tea', 'awesome'.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Narrative , agenda seems to get said every 5 mins about anything

 

[Rich1878]

It's one of them though

 

[Armaghtoffee]

XG

 

[Neiler]

Using “Clearly” or “Obviously” before going on to make a ropey statement.