Modern rules of life

[verreauxi]

Is that the Hilter rule... ? <hesitates to ask>

Hitler rule is Godwin's law. Rule 34 is: if it exists, there is porn of it.

 

[LostLegend]

Wherever you go on planet Earth, no matter how remote and unheard of, you will ALWAYS bump into another scouser.

"Where ye from, lad?"

 

[Billy Dean]

A shark will only attack you if you're wet

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Any male travelling to Turkey is going for a hair transplant.

 

[Yarrgh]

Swerving the front hole will save the planet.

If I ever meet Greta...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

No matter how much you love Python, some f'ing American you run in to won't "get it".

 

[chrismpw]

Is Gammon the UK equivalent of Boomer?

A boomer is anyone older than you that you disagree with / blame for your lot.

A gammon is anyone older than you that you disagree with / blame for your lot.

The two don't necessarily mean the same thing.

 

[chrismpw]

So, start every sentence with "so". So, because its what the cool kids on TV do while they're thinking up bubbles. So it makes sense see? So, some people find it irritating and poor communication. So but you can't tell them that because they crumble and go to pieces and that's bullying.

 

[COYBL25]

Any male travelling to Turkey is going for a hair transplant.

Any female travelling to Turkey, is getting her boobs done.

 

[COYBL25]

Wherever you go on planet Earth, no matter how remote and unheard of, you will ALWAYS bump into another scouser.

"Where ye from, lad?"

And if they`re from the Wirral, they`re accent will turn into pure North End gravel Scouse, within seconds of speaking to you.

 

[Rita_Poon]

So, start every sentence with "so". So, because its what the cool kids on TV do while they're thinking up bubbles. So it makes sense see? So, some people find it irritating and poor communication. So but you can't tell them that because they crumble and go to pieces and that's bullying.

so and so!

 

[anton66]

Swerving the front hole will save the planet.

I’ll ask the wife and my girlfriend.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

So, start every sentence with "so". So, because its what the cool kids on TV do while they're thinking up bubbles. So it makes sense see? So, some people find it irritating and poor communication. So but you can't tell them that because they crumble and go to pieces and that's bullying.

It used to be every sentence started with "basically". So is this progress?

 

[Blue 1]

Never trust a copper.

Never cross a picket line.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Kopites are gobshites....