Modern slang/terms you hate

[anjelikaferrett]

My daughter says "on fleek" as in "My makeup is on fleek today" I have no idea if I've even written that right. Totally stupid word!

The word "banter" as in "it was just banter" strikes fear into my heart as it usually means obnoxious comments verging on bullying.

 

[Alan Whittle]

"Can I get.." instead of "May I have.,." or "I would like.." in shops, restaurants etc.

"Can I get a large latte with an extra shot?"
"Yes mate, help yourself"

" Can I get a Sea Bass please?"
"Yes lady, but we are 60 miles from the coast so if you want one today, you'd better leave now."

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

"Can I get.." instead of "May I have.,." or "I would like.." in shops, restaurants etc.

"Can I get a large latte with an extra shot?"
"Yes mate, help yourself"

" Can I get a Sea Bass please?"
"Yes lady, but we are 60 miles from the coast so if you want one today, you'd better leave now."

A thousand times this. Drives me insane.

 

[chrissyjack]

As good as :......

Simple as .....

As good as what ? Simple as what ?
Complete the sentence you tit

 

[EFCPaul]

'That's sick'

HATE that one. Vile, will never say it. When something is good you liken it to vomit? Urgh.

 

[COYBL25]

When people saying things like ‘boom!’ or ‘bosh!’ after saying something supposedly impressive.

Even worse when they do that stupid thing with their hands too.

 

[marnie]

Some Top Bantz in this thread.

 

[Desaparecido]

"Can I get.." instead of "May I have.,." or "I would like.." in shops, restaurants etc.

"Can I get a large latte with an extra shot?"
"Yes mate, help yourself"

" Can I get a Sea Bass please?"
"Yes lady, but we are 60 miles from the coast so if you want one today, you'd better leave now."

Wait until you hear your first "I'm gonna get..."

Yes maybe you will get it if you ask for it like a normal person

 

[Walken]

Snowflake, no matter what point is being made it just induces an eye roll and loss of interest in me

 

[degsy]

who wants CRUSHING??

Yeah really hate that one

 

[Pudsey]

I still rue the day the word banter was imported to the north.

 

[LostLegend]

”You love to see it”

 

[coollino]

You have won the internet, sir!

 

[degsy]

As good as :......

Simple as .....

As good as what ? Simple as what ?
Complete the sentence you tit

Gold
Pie
Piece of...cake

 

[Buckers]

Bespoke