Transfer Rumour Mohammed Kudus

[Infernus]

*Everton reported interest in Harry Winks* “This is horrible. Where is our scouting network? There’s kids all over Europe we could be signing!!”

*Everton close to signing 22 year old from Ajax, famous for youth development* “Never heard of him, he’s obviously gash! We need to sign known players!”

We are the most gloriously contradictory fan base in the world.

 

[LocalNative]

Interestingly, we were heavily linked in Danish press to sign him before he went to Ajax.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

It sounds like his arse polishes the seats in the treatment room looking at his injury record.

And this is the rehabilitation transfer market we currently deal in. A lad who lost his way and we polish them up and move them on for a tidy profit.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Proper injury prone by the looks of it

 

[Groucho]

Excellent news.

I’ve never heard of him.

 

[T LEAFE]

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We wrote this lad off already?

No just getting fed up and frustrated with our transfer strategy..if we have one

 

[Jcr1878]

Exciting signing, loan is a good move with his injury record. Let’s hope he’s a belter

 

[Azza]

Where is @Nymzee ?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Cheers Harry. If you are wrong I will fume

 

[Jcr1878]

This signing just highlights the fact that none of us, including the ITKs, have a clue. Hopefully more surprise signings like Vinagre & Kudus otw

 

[Goat]

No just getting fed up and frustrated with our transfer strategy..if we have one

Other than the injuries, these are the deals we should be aiming for.

A young lad who looks talented and who could kick on if given the right coaching.

Better than paying 42m for somebody like Gibbs White, put it that way.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

When he was linked to Ajax last season every pundit and media outlet was raving about him. The next wonderkid to join Ajax. Started reasonably well, but lost his way a bit through injuries. Hopefully he can outgrow them at Everton (yeah right?).

 

[The Nature Boy]

But… but … in his press conference Lamps looked super down which meant no more signings…

Guys?

Some of you absolute wussies would be tapping before The Naitch has even cinched the figure four on…

 

[ToffeeTim]

My prediction is he's gonna rip it up on Tuesday in the first half and we'll all be well excited then he'll limp off and bring us all back down to earth lol

 

[Bluewolf]

Hes played as a striker for 1642 minutes across 23 games, thats good enough for me!