Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[ToffeeTim]

...but @HeadieTwo and @LouReedwalkonthewildside both have news that Kean has signed a new contract.

I thought @HeadieTwo said he would be our player??

 

[Eggs]

IT's nailed on to be right Eggs, my lad works in a gym when he's home from Uni, and he text me saying some steroid head who works out there was telling him, so as I say, nailed on too be legit.

Yeah he mentioned he was signing a zero hours contract with a famous sports shop, I told him to avoid at all costs. Mustn’t have listened to me.

....ah, now I know you’re taking the micky. I actually know what WUM means!!

 

[Stephen Gibson]

A few more of the U23's following him now.

Good stalking.

 

[FTY]

...not sure if you mean me, but i’m old and believe what people say. They didn’t have the internet when I was a youngster but if they did, I would’ve stopped posting lies when I was about 9.

I would really like us to sign this bloke, not sure what the situation is with him.

Ar mate feel bad now. Not just you, others don’t have the same excuse xx

 

[FTY]

Unless 1878 is a birth year in which case they do

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

A few more of the U23's following him now.

Normally the done thing mate, the players you're going to be playing with follow you.

 

[JLW]

Normally the done thing mate, the players you're going to be playing with follow you.

40m for an U23s player?

 

[tommye]

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

40m for an U23s player?

I was joking mate.

 

[JLW]

 

[JLW]

40m for an U23s player?

So was i

 

[Eggs]

I was joking mate.

...as an aside, I put your user name on my playlist a few weeks ago, can’t understand why I didn’t do it years ago as it’s always been a favourite of mine. Lovely to hear your son is working hard at University.

 

[HeadieTwo]

...but @HeadieTwo and @LouReedwalkonthewildside both have news that Kean has signed a new contract.

no i didnt say he signed a new contract i say hes an everton player by now its gonna be official in a week

 

[HeadieTwo]

I thought @HeadieTwo said he would be our player??

thats true

 

[Baines' left foot]

Can’t wait to see Mwas Kwanay play.