Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Lee Smith]

For you or her?

 

[tommye]

I have been lying under the bushes outside Pall Mall Medical Centre ever since this deal was first mentioned, camera and binoculars in hand.


Bloody starving now and wet through. Somebody please bring waterproofs, a thermos of coffee and a pizza (no pineapple you animals)

Shall i bring lube as well sweetheart?

 

[Dooguk]

 

[ossie_21]

Can you imagine the bromance he will have with DCL? They have the same Instagram style to flaunt with, guaranteed they will slot 20+ goals each

 

[tommye]

Can you imagine the bromance he will have with DCL? They have the same Instagram style to flaunt with, guaranteed they will slot 20+ goals each

You related to @carlos21 mate?

 

[Brisan123]

Think that nails it. Would be behind a few in the pecking order plus the racist stuff.

Imagine watching Lukaku trying to trap a ball and hes starting ahead of you

 

[ossie_21]

You related to @carlos21 mate?

Nope, I don’t speak spanish

 

[kev]

Shall i bring lube as well sweetheart?

*Comes out from the bushes

 

[tommye]

Nope, I don’t speak spanish

Just thought with you having the same surname...

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Nope, I don’t speak spanish

But do you have a springer spaniel?

 

[carlos21]

But do you have a springer spaniel?

Haha mate.

 

[carlos21]

Nope, I don’t speak spanish

Hi ossie.

 

[tommye]

Haha mate.

Yo Cdawg


You excited by this Kean fella C?

 

[Brisan123]

30m with no buy back for a young player of his quality who has experience at the top level is an almost unbelievable deal

Just another day in the office for Brands

 

[DanB90]

Anyone got any footage of a typical Everton medical? *waits for gifs