Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[KaiserEFC]

I hear he got through the piranha swim with relative ease, saved the baby from the burning building in record time and waltzed through the live fire recreation of the skyscraper scene from Die Hard.

He’s now on the final psychological phase of the medical where he has to endure the 10 hour loop of the same ineffective Yannick Bolasie flick in his own half over and over again. Looking good.

 

[Connor]

Reckon they’ve played against each other in youth internationals? Bout the same age aren’t they

Might be a shout that.

 

[Nymzee]

I’ve got one tattoo and it’s someones name after a lost game of Rock Paper Scissors. Glass houses


Reckon they’ve played against each other in youth internationals? Bout the same age aren’t they

Or he’s just a young lad on social media reading the rumours and messaging him like loads of other fans probs have?

 

[FTY]

Or he’s just a young lad on social media reading the rumours and messaging him like loads of other fans probs have?

It was a question pal???

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[FTY]

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[summerisle]

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

I wonder what his shirt number will be? Hoping he takes the 9 from Sandro.

 

[Bluebonic]

I understand that but seems to be a lot of factors around the football that seems to annoy people.

The whole 'back in the day they just focussed on football' when they may have had 2 pints, a pack of cigarettes and half a pork pie before the match.

Only the fancy lads like Best and Bowles ate half pork pies lad, the swanky gets! non-poncy players ate dripping butties like the rest of us!

 

[bcblue1878]

Can you imagine the bromance he will have with DCL? They have the same Instagram style to flaunt with, guaranteed they will slot 20+ goals each

"guaranteed they will slot 20+ goals each" - one of them might and it won't be Mr Calvert-Lewin!

 

[Eggs]

Kean not in UK yet & no medical scheduled today per Myers. Given squad fly out to Germany Friday wonder if we will arrange medical for him, Gbamin to be done there?

....does that mean I can come back from the cash point in West Derby Village? It’s wet and i’m not getting any younger!!

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

....does that mean I can come back from the cash point in a West Derby? It’s wet and i’m not getting any younger!!

There's a job to be done @Eggs. You can come in when it's done.

 

[toffeejack]

I wonder what his shirt number will be? Hoping he takes the 9 from Sandro.

got to be No.9 surely?

 

[Eggs]

There's a job to be done @Eggs. You can come in when it's done.

....ok, I understand.

 

[Bluebonic]

....does that mean I can come back from the cash point in a West Derby? It’s wet and i’m not getting any younger!!

Get some Horlicks down yer neck Eggsy lad, that’ll warm you up, then you can have a nice kip till your teas ready!

 

[TheBigIguana]

got to be No.9 surely?

DCL Everton #9.

I really do hope they give it to Kean but to some extent I think they have to ask Dom because despite him not being that great he is the senior player.