Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Big Fat Sam]

How much?

63 pence.

 

[bullybeef]

Fearing a late hitch in this deal.

I’m not.
However, I do think it might be next week until it’s all wrapped up.

Everton like to take their time on transfers, especially the big ones, and rightly so!

 

[Brisan123]

You realise with our marketing team that we're ending up with this don't you?

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Your talents are wasted on this forum

 

[bullybeef]

Your talents are wasted on this forum

You talking to me Bri?

Edit: Sorry Bri, I have Bungle on ignore so I didn’t see the full post.

 

[tommye]

Happy Moise Day folks

 

[Brisan123]

Oh no. However will I cope with being called a plank by Meganonce.

Lads I know I can be a bit of a tool and a messer at times but can we cut out the nonce shouts , it’s very degrading, abusive and totally inappropriate behaviour

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Happy Moise Day folks

This is the third day in a row I've said this to you...

...Don't mess with me this way. It's unkind.

 

[Brisan123]

I've never seen the lad play. What kind of striker is he? DCL seemed to be mainly used as a physical nuisance up front, with the goal threat provided by Richarlison and Sig. I presume Kean is a slightly different kind of striker?

He’s a goalscoring striker so yes different than DCL lol

 

[Brisan123]

The whole buyback clause is a joke anyway.
Barcelona have one with mina, as if they will ever be back in for him

This transfer must hurt

 

[Brisan123]

Fearing a late hitch in this deal.

I knew it was too good to last

 

[FTY]

Unless he’s in Australia I think he could make it over by close of play.

He could have landed an hour ago, 0 chance this Everton are doing a medical, contract signing and filming an announcement vid in one day

 

[Death]

I don't care if we don't end up signing him. The news of it happening got me through a bad week. It seems like a dream anyway I'm ready to wake up.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Is @Eggs still waiting at that cash point? I fear for him...

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

I don't care if we don't end up signing him. The news of it happening got me through a bad week. It seems like a dream anyway I'm ready to wake up.

Oh you don’t mean that mate....

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

This is my second night under the hedge outside Pal Mall Medical Centre. I'm getting completely p***ed off now.
@Bainesy's Left Peg and @magicjuan let me down badly after falsely promising me that Gaza was on his way with food and drink.
I've had hardly any sleep in the last 48 hours. and in addition to having cramp in my left leg and a stiff neck, a stray dog has just urinated over my camera. My stomach thinks my throat's been cut and I've resorted to eating catterpillars in an effort to diminish my hunger.
Not sure how much longer I can last TBH lads.
I swear to god, if Moise Kean hasn't shown up by 11AM tomorrow I'm giving up.
Sorry lads. I hate to be a quitter.

Tough it out Kev, apologies re: Gazza, can’t get hold of him, jimmy5bellies is taking his calls claiming to not know where he is...