Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[bol-uk]

Hope you're right, but we've heard nothing definite on this for at least two days. Not being cynical, but we have seen deals disappear during the "tying up the details stage" before.

I know, it always seems to drag on.

 

[royalblue66]

Why mate ?

Cos there are a lot of desperate people about ?

 

[FTY]

Why mate ?

Cus people will take pictures of them thinking they’re Moise

 

[Spencer]

We're signing a bald white bloke? Mooy?

Marcel out!!!!

They're getting Tommy Grav back in

 

[GwladysPhil]

I guess the only upside is that here he's likely to just get photographed or covertly recorded, in America he'd probably have been shot by the police by now.

#Blacklivesmatter

 

[Connor]

Cus people will take pictures of them thinking they’re Moise

Don’t think many will have some kind of coloured tips though - which Kean has

 

[orly]

Lads??????

 

[Goat]

Don’t think many will have some kind of coloured tips though - which Kean has

People really think Kean would just go for a scran on his own in the middle of signing for the club?

lol lol lol

 

[Connor]

People really think Kean would just go for a scran on his own in the middle of signing for the club?

lol lol lol

he’s a human, he’s got to eat

 

[AmericasToffee]

I guess the only upside is that here he's likely to just get photographed or covertly recorded, in America he'd probably have been shot by the police by now.

It's possible. Doesn't happen to many athletes, oddly.

 

[toffee66]

Jelavic went for a shower and a change. The Everton internet melted in panic...or maybe that is the Everton melts panicked on the Internet?

 

[magicjuan]

Why mate ?

Because he goes the gym...

 

[GwladysPhil]

People really think Kean would just go for a scran on his own in the middle of signing for the club?

lol lol lol

That poor young man, getting pics of him taken left right and centre.

Bet it's like that episode of black mirror where that bird gets chased by loads of phone wielding morons.

 

[Blue min’ hell]

Well this thread got nasty pretty quick. Back to the football ey lads.

 

[Brisan123]

If we're striking as good of a deal as I'm seeing we are I'm sure we've offered him the number 9 shirt as well as Sigurdsson's missus.

He can have the No9 jersey but he will have to join the queue for the second part.
John Terry and Icardi are at the top of the queue