Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[evertonarntwe]

On topic please lads.

I’ve reported the lot of you.

That's @orly job

 

[Groucho]

Oh god, please don't, you're getting me all moist here.

I’m dry as a bone

 

[GwladysPhil]

The agenda seems to be that the lads class, silva will probably bed him in slowly like with Bernard? Or was that just due to fitness.

 

[RomanReigns]

???????????

There’s a tweet on one of the pages before this

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

The agenda seems to be that the lads class, silva will probably bed him in slowly like with Bernard? Or was that just due to fitness.

That was due to fitness. He hadn't played for a while. Not sure if Kean had been part of Juve pre season but as far as I know he past played in the u21 world cup this summer. Ideally I'd like him to be raring to go Monday morning and be a part of the squad build up for the Palace game.

 

[GwladysPhil]

That was due to fitness. He hadn't played for a while. Not sure if Kean had been part of Juve pre season but as far as I know he past played in the u21 world cup this summer. Ideally I'd like him to be raring to go Monday morning and be a part of the squad build up for the Palace game.

I can see him starting with DCL against palace and then bringing him on. Hope I'm wrong though a sister DCL goal return is tosh.

 

[Seathestars]

...I like tap ins, mark of a good scorer. There is a goal he scored (posted on here) where he gets the ball ooutside the box on the left, slaloms past a host of defenders before slotting. Scoring a goal from a nothing situation is such a big bonus if you have a player with that capability.

His back to goal play also looks decent, strong with decent technique. Signs are good.

The few goals I seen him score, a couple of them were deflections, what some might consider lucky, but again that for me is another sign of a top notch goal scorer.
They appear jammy but they’re in all the right places to get the shot away in the first place.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I’m dry as a bone

I'm sure @Bungle won't mind

 

[Seathestars]

I'm sure @Bungle won't mind

He prefers no lube, allegedly

 

[fandjango]

The agenda seems to be that the lads class, silva will probably bed him in slowly like with Bernard? Or was that just due to fitness.

Silva can bed me in as slowly as he likes to be fair

 

[OneTrueLegend]

The few goals I seen him score, a couple of them were deflections, what some might consider lucky, but again that for me is another sign of a top notch goal scorer.
They appear jammy but they’re in all the right places to get the shot away in the first place.

I agree, plenty of goalscorers are like that, I don't think Frank Lampard ever scored from open play where it was not deflected or a scuffed shot

 

[Jayhow15]

Knew someone would say it.

Is it not the case, we've been linked since whenever page 1 on here of the Mouse Kean thread opened unless of course we weren't and was a shot in the dark.

 

[granter79]

Very good podcast on this lad on All Together Now. Insight from an English journalist working in Italy. Reckons this lad will be a success

 

[ProZ]

BREAKING

Just in - Kean spotted outside finch farm

Have that you race crying beauts

 

[Toffeelover]

Medical tomorrow?