Morag has arrived!

[Groucho]

Morag. Will you be like a strict headmistress if the naughty boys get all argumentative in threads ?

* you could bring some sensibility to every match thread

*she says banned, naughty boy

 

[chrissyjack]

*she says banned, naughty boy

Just tell al the argumentative buggers ( like today. We win 4-0 and they STILL have to argue about something ) they will not be getting a cake

 

[Groucho]

Cake for no one who disses today's performance.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Top thread. Welcome Morag.

Groucho, you are in bother now.

 

[Groucho]

Top thread. Welcome Morag.

Groucho, you are in bother now.

No mate.

All sound.

 

[Kurt.]

I might try and make some sort of everton cake if I get on the bake off and the challenge allows.

Lurrrrvvveeelllyyy....... Kick that Paul hollywood bell in th bollox though lol

 

[Kurt.]

Any chance of making a cake of a slightly chubby welshman falling off the top of a mountain, model him on one of the Mitchell brothers from Eastenders and maybe call him Kurt for arguments sake.

Urrrrmmmmm.... Moderocuai.... .?

 

[micknick]

Please may I have a cake for my birthday

 

[chicoazul]

The absolute [Poor language removed]?

 

[Goat]

Imagine how drunk this boy must be.

 

[micknick]

When I saay Morag you say oi.

MORAG

 

[Goat]

OI???

 

[micknick]

MORAG

 

[Goat]

OI????

 

[chicoazul]

Christ Mick NO!