Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
You see.
If you had concealed handgun laws over there like we do here, you could have had that problem taken care of long ago.
Nothing like a pensioner taking a walking cane to a gunfight.
Ah, but the Brits have the "rent a gun in a pub" regime which works fine. Don't worry, some concerned citizens will take these people out pretty soon. A bullet through the knees of every last one of them is the way forward. Plus it sends a message to other pensioners that the people will no longer tolerate this type of bench-hogging activity. The bastards.