Morgan Schneiderlin

[Groucho]

When they said 'he's having a medical examination' did they mean he's doing the full five years medical training and signing as club doc?

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

One of my faves was Jelavic when everyone wet themselves when he left Goodison to have a nap and a shower.

I was a big fan of the RAVENELLI Reservoir Dogs type walkabout & tease...

If only someone had explained pre & post tax wages to him before he arrived with his entourage eh...

Think his and his mates sunglasses were worth more than our squad at the time.

The tit.

 

[The binman chronicles]

At this rate i reckon for once we might get a transfer done a Friday lads

Queue the yellow banner in 3, 2....

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I was a big fan of the RAVENELLI Reservoir Dogs type walkabout & tease...

If only someone had explained pre & post tax wages to him before he arrived with his entourage eh...

Think his and his mates sunglasses were worth more than our squad at the time.

The tit.

Haha christ, remember him?

Footy back then was mad.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Oh no.

Shes made herself known to 'Everton Twitter', she'll regret it in a week.

Awwwww, what a terrible error, that'll learn her...

Still, she may end up with the same therapist & obtain a similar court order to the one the MOSHIRI's niece had to get so she could swerve questions about new stadia, why there should be a more varied selection of pie available at the ground & how bad NIASSE was.

Poor cow.

She'll jib twitter by Friday.

 

[bluerobert]

She is currently throwing out all her 'red' dresses and underwear

*Loiters with intent around bins of Manchester

 

[MikeH72]

They're well aware all the fans are on edge waiting for it, they'll announce it at about 3 in the morning.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

They must be desperately scrabbling around trying to find something wrong with our new French Adonis so they can try and knock a few million off.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Somewhat off topic but I really wish Korman went after Claude Makelele for the coaching staff. Imagine Gana and Morgan learning from him. I have this vision of tempting Arteta back here and having Koeman and Makelele take the defensive side of the game and Mikel and Dunc take the attackers.

 

[Groucho]

Somewhat off topic but I really wish Korman went after Claude Makelele for the coaching staff. Imagine Gana and Morgan learning from him. I have this vision of tempting Arteta back here and having Koeman and Makelele take the defensive side of the game and Mikel and Dunc take the attackers.

Not happening that mate.

 

[RomanReigns]

so by my reckoning he needs to be completed by tomorrow to play against city?

 

[ijjysmith]

Not happening that mate.

I think that's what he means mate. He's gone to Swansea (of all bloody places) but would have been nice here.

 

[coollino]

Connor.....mate

How do you deal with every day life?

 

[MikeH72]

Somewhat off topic but I really wish Korman went after Claude Makelele for the coaching staff. Imagine Gana and Morgan learning from him. I have this vision of tempting Arteta back here and having Koeman and Makelele take the defensive side of the game and Mikel and Dunc take the attackers.

The problem is, Koeman genuinely had a better goalscoring record than Big Dunc.

 

[liamefc91]

Will be announced just before koeman usual press conference tomorrow