Most Hated Household Chore.

[TX Bill]

According to my wife, I'm pretty poor at housework. It seems I never complete a job to her satisfaction.

Just wanted to clarify that we're talking about housework here right?

 

[Nebbiolo]

Just wanted to clarify that we're talking about housework here right?

Haha. Yep, we're talking about housework .... I hope :huh:

 

[Vim Fuego]

And why is changing a duvet cover so twatting difficult ?

 

[monty]

And why is changing a duvet cover so twatting difficult ?

But it isn't, its straight forward and logical, that is why women can't do it

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'd rather weed the garden than change a duvet cover, i'm sure there's an easy way... and don't say buy blankets instead

 

[ricardobee]

And why is changing a duvet cover so twatting difficult ?

not if you turn it inside out and get in it first.

I don't mind ironing, or washing the dishes. Even gardening has its slight doddery appeal occasionally, only when its mowing the lawn though (great smell!)

My most hated of jobs is putting the bins out. I took my neighbours out last night because she's not well and the [Poor language removed] thing leaked stinking fetid bin juice all down my clean jeans.

Baah!

 

[monty]

I'd rather weed the garden than change a duvet cover, i'm sure there's an easy way... and don't say buy blankets instead

I think Richardo has just embarrassed you old son

 

[Vim Fuego]

Hold on Ric and Monty, Ric said i should physically get inside the duvet cover ? [Poor language removed] that, where's my Flymo.

 

[monty]

Hold on Ric and Monty, Ric said i should physically get inside the duvet cover ? [Poor language removed] that, where's my Flymo.

I have one thing to say to you and that is Alan Titchmarsh

 

[ricardobee]

turn it inside out and get in

play Ghosts for a bit

reach up arms and put hands in corners

grab duvet through the cover

back out of duvet cover still holding corners

voila!

 

[Vim Fuego]

It's no fun having two gardens

 

[Vim Fuego]

turn it inside out and get in

play Ghosts for a bit

reach up arms and put hands in corners

grab duvet through the cover

back out of duvet cover still holding corners

voila!

Believe it or not i've just copied and pasted your instructions into Notepad :blink:

 

[monty]

Believe it or not i've just copied and pasted your instructions into Notepad :blink:

Mental picture emerges of Vim found smoothered by douvet, arms and legs spreadeagled, police find note alongside the body and believe he died in some type of evfil ritual, they want to speak with Ric

 

[Vim Fuego]

One more thing, is it considered perverse to do this whilst stark bollock naked with a cigi in me gob ?

 

[The Dude]

I may have to go and change my duvet cover now, just so I get to play ghosts for a bit


My life is so empty