Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

[KaiserEFC]

Oh bouldering bros are the absolute worst as well and I say that as a climber. Sweaty draft dodgers sitting about going topless whenever they can talking about “dyno’s” and Alex Honnald whilst drinking £10 cups of coffee

 

[COYBL25]

You missed out Mountain Bikers.

Fat fellas dressed like they`re in Mad Max, going for a ride in Sefton Park.

 

[COYBL25]

Kayaking...

The ones who go in the Winter on the sea truly are a breed apart.

I`m amazed more of them don`t die tbh.

 

[Nymzee]

You missed out Mountain Bikers.

Fat fellas dressed like they`re in Mad Max, going for a ride in Sefton Park.

It’s in there, MTB cyclists

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Gym bros are sound apart from Cross Fitters who are the Jehovahs of the fitness world, always on the recruit the bad smoothie molesters.

Is there space for Anti Vaxxers? I feel this is the hideous subgroup hobbyists you seek.

Think it needs a different thread.

Sports enthusiasts are one route to male pseudo superiority.

Anti-vax, gardening, sheds, electronics, diy, home workshops, and claiming to be 'dull' is another. Needs it's own thread

 

[T Bone]

The cyclist thing. We all are cyclists to a degree we all grew up on bikes. Have one out the shed.

But start wearing the gear and making it a "life style" .. weapons.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Can I vote road cyclists 3 times?

I mean the rest can be bores, but they stay in the background and don't affect me. But cyclists drive around holding up thousands of other road users for their hobby. They pretend it's exercise while not realising the irony that they wear lycra and ride expensive lightweight bikes to make their exercise easier. Their real hobby is to provoke other road users then upload go pro videos of them when they do something wrong - but they never upload videos of them going through red lights, or getting back to the front of the long queue of cars that have waited patiently to overtake them, at lights.

Absolute dishwipes.

You should murder them in your metal box. Show them how tough you are.

 

[DanB90]

Anyone who tries to better themselves can gtf in my opinion.

But especially cyclists and crossfitters. They can gtf more.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You missed out Mountain Bikers.

Fat fellas dressed like they`re in Mad Max, going for a ride in Sefton Park.

Mtb cyclists on the poll fella

 

[MikeH72]

Gym bros (I go the gym but am not a gym bro)
Road cyclists
Ice bathers

The holy trinity of wank.

 

[DanB90]

I go the gym about 3 times a week, but joined one of those big commercial JD gyms a couple of years ago for convenience.

I hate everything about the whole experience now and I used to love going.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Anyone who tries to better themselves can gtf in my opinion.

But especially cyclists and crossfitters. They can gtf more.

Crossfit is a total cult

 

[DanB90]

Crossfit is a total cult

One of my mates started it a few years ago. Kept trying to get me to go, still bangs on about how good it is now, even though his body is permafucked with constant back and shoulder injuries.

 

[chicoazul]

Crossfit is a total cult

Autospell saved you an infraction there mate.

 

[chicoazul]

One of my mates started it a few years ago. Kept trying to get me to go, still bangs on about how good it is now, even though his body is permafucked with constant back and shoulder injuries.

Absolutely this. They’re wearing so many straps in their forties they look like something pulled out the sand in Egypt.