All my married friends assure me they get more sex now they're married and have kids because they can't afford to ever go out so they end up rutting just out of boredom.
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bluejock
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#pray4jimswilly
Jamo Martinez
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It won't do any good. I'm an atheist and we all know that god hates atheists.
bluejock
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He hates gays and muslims too apparently.
Marco Materazzi
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"If a man has sex with another man, kill them both." Leviticus 20:13
noharmdone
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Uh-Oh..
overkill
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Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 "If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity, then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. If, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. You must purge the evil from among you."
Jamo Martinez
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Dude's got issues like. I think he started the kneejerk reaction thread on this forum.
bluejock
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Is right.
Marco Materazzi
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"Homosexual acts are an abomination to God." Leviticus 18:22
Marco Materazzi
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"God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. This was because, so say the Christian Right, some homosexuals lived there" Genesis 19:24-25
You got a problem with the gays mate?
Marco Materazzi
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No, not at all - just quoting the Bible.
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