Moyes Potential Replacement

[Allezfan]

All my married friends assure me they get more sex now they're married and have kids because they can't afford to ever go out so they end up rutting just out of boredom.

 

[bluejock]

I've been married 19 years. I don't even piss any more

#pray4jimswilly

 

[Jamo Martinez]

#pray4jimswilly

It won't do any good. I'm an atheist and we all know that god hates atheists.

 

[bluejock]

It won't do any good. I'm an atheist and we all know that god hates atheists.

He hates gays and muslims too apparently.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

"If a man has sex with another man, kill them both." Leviticus 20:13

 

[noharmdone]

"If a man has sex with another man, kill them both." Leviticus 20:13

Uh-Oh..

 

[overkill]

It won't do any good. I'm an atheist and we all know that god hates atheists.

We actually reject the idea of a God, so its opinion would not exist

 

[Allezfan]

Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 "If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity, then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. If, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. You must purge the evil from among you."

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He hates gays and muslims too apparently.

Dude's got issues like. I think he started the kneejerk reaction thread on this forum.

 

[bluejock]

Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 "If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity, then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. If, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. You must purge the evil from among you."

Is right.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

"Homosexual acts are an abomination to God." Leviticus 18:22

 

[Allezfan]

Is right.

Bit hasty, like.

You know what they call a virgin in scotland?

Teething.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

"God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. This was because, so say the Christian Right, some homosexuals lived there" Genesis 19:24-25

 

[chicoazul]

"Homosexual acts are an abomination to God." Leviticus 18:22

You got a problem with the gays mate?

 

[Marco Materazzi]

You got a problem with the gays mate?

No, not at all - just quoting the Bible.