Mugabe set to make Everton bid – World Exclusive (Bolton Wanderers website)

[Matt Damon]

Mugabe set to make Everton bid ? World Exclusive | BWFC News | Manny Road

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[bluebloodinmyveins]

Yeah that'll happen. If he fits the "right and proper person" test then I'm 50ft tall.

 

[MSH]

Am I the only one who found that quite amusing?

 

[chicoazul]

I really don't get it, I think it's wool humour or something?

 

[Matt Damon]

I really don't get it, I think it's wool humour or something?

I left the page when I read penniless.

If Everton were penniless how did we beat them 2-0 and 7 on the bounce?


Bolton are more penniless than Everton. Inbreds.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

This would be amusing if tomorrow was the 1st of April. They are 10 days too early.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Mugabe set to make Everton bid ? World Exclusive | BWFC News | Manny Road

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Is this a piss-take ???
Source will be getting early morning call . Expect him to reply , a la Mr. Jim Royle , I should expect .
If not , I'll be avin' to find something else to do on a weekend .

 

[TX Bill]

I hear Pol Pot's gonna make a bid for us.

 

[Ct jr.]

"If Mugabe, 86, does take over from theatre impresario Kenwright, he will become the latest in a long line of controversial Everton chairmen believed to include Isaac Newton and Leonardo DaVinci."

We were the only team to use physics back when he was in charge

 

[best little spaniard]

Guys, read it properly, it's a piss take.


However, I hear the Saudi royal family are preparing a cheeky bid...

 

[Matt Damon]

"If Mugabe, 86, does take over from theatre impresario Kenwright, he will become the latest in a long line of controversial Everton chairmen believed to include Isaac Newton and Leonardo DaVinci."

We were the only team to use physics back when he was in charge

School of Science. Est 1665 me olde cock!

 

[Bundy]

Someone is a sore loser hey, old cock?

 

[pettyfog]

Mugabe set to make Everton bid ? World Exclusive | BWFC News | Manny Road

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It's March 22, not April 1.
If for real, and accepted, I wouldnt even say the name 'Everton'.

Let him buy Rangers.

An Everton supporter last night told this column: “I’m not bothered who takes over – it could be Robert Mugabe for all I care – as long as we get the investment we need.”

Idiot! How about the soul of your firstborn?

Mugabe’s interest may not be popular in all quarters, however. Known to favour a policy of “hyperinflation”, some fans are already worried that ticket prices will rocket astronomically.

That's just cretinous!!!! It's because he's a micro-manager! Talk about meddlesome owners... and I wont even go into his morality and intelligence.

Adding credibility to the rumours, Everton are currently refusing to take calls, whilst Mugabe is believed to be overseas and unavailable for comment.

Yes.. I believe you DO fly over a sea to get to Africa.

 

[Ct jr.]

Guys, read it properly, it's a piss take.

Wait so Isaac Newton never actually was an everton chairman?!?!?!?

 

[Bundy]

Guys, read it properly, it's a piss take.


However, I hear the Saudi royal family are preparing a cheeky bid...

Noooooooooooooooooo?