Mum’s Christmas Prezzie

[Nymzee]

Saw an advert for a Coldplay dvd box set thing last night, she likes Cold play a lot so that is what she will be getting. My step dad on the other hand.. god only knows.



lol
I always wandered who bought these things


Wine is a always a winner and diary not a bad shot actually.

All mum's love Michael Buble.

 

[bol-uk]

All mum's love Michael Buble.

Cor, not mine, Rod steward and Bob Dylan is her style

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Slippers and a dildo

If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go and fk herself.

 

[marnie]

All from my bed.

That's how I do it with the company I told you about.All done at H/T when Everton are playing lol.

 

[Frang]

Slippers and a dildo

If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go and fk herself.

Reeeeeeeeeepost!

 

[DanB90]

A dildo and a pair of running shoes

If she doesn’t like the dildo, she can jog on.

 

[Seathestars]

Buy her some tickets for a cruise, her and a friend, stop being a door hinge.

 

[Frang]

A dildo and some smart shoes..

If she don't like the dildo at least she l look good in the shoes

 

[COYBL25]

A dildo and some smart shoes..

If she don't like the dildo at least she l look good in the shoes

That doesn`t make sense Frank.

Put down the Frosty`s and go for a nap.

 

[Frang]

That doesn`t make sense Frank.

Put down the Frosty`s and go for a nap.

Only just woke up from lastnight

 

[COYBL25]

Only just woke up from lastnight

I rest my case.

 

[Frang]

I rest my case.

*slopes off back to bed

 

[Stav1985]

dildo

The only sensible answer

 

[terryefc]

...my daughter got her grandmother a book which contained Front newspaper Pages for all her 90 birthdays. It’s brilliant.

That's brilliant. do you have a website address?

 

[Eggs]

That's brilliant. do you have a website address?

https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/personalised-birthday-newspaper.html