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[mrs the esk]

Over the top fellas. Rifles ready.

You'll probably be all firing blanks x

 

[Elong]

You'll probably be all firing blanks x

Fierce.

Have you considered joining the 81st?

 

[mrs the esk]

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

I can't think of any other reason why a woman would be doing that with you x

 

[big bobs beard]

Kids at that age can be really difficult, but if you give them an inch they'll take a mile.

Locking doors won't help though, these things need to be talked through calmly with counsilling if needed. From 16 onwards all young boys think of is sex. My cousin walked in to her sons room and caught him masturbating in front of the PC while skyping another man called Brendan. If this wasn't bad enough ,he was wearing his red football top and a pair of her tights.

He ran away for 12 months, and she was devastated, he's now back and they both seen a councillor who was a great help. Thankully they've put it behind them and moved on, I'm sure the OP can resolve her issues with her son, but locking doors isn't the answer.


Had me crying

 

[chicoazul]

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Holy Virgin Mary and Joseph!

 

[chicoazul]

Can we sign up for there like?

Tonight is our night!

 

[orly]

Kids at that age can be really difficult, but if you give them an inch they'll take a mile.

Locking doors won't help though, these things need to be talked through calmly with counsilling if needed. From 16 onwards all young boys think of is sex. My cousin walked in to her sons room and caught him masturbating in front of the PC while skyping another man called Brendan. If this wasn't bad enough ,he was wearing his red football top and a pair of her tights.

He ran away for 12 months, and she was devastated, he's now back and they both seen a councillor who was a great help. Thankully they've put it behind them and moved on, I'm sure the OP can resolve her issues with her son, but locking doors isn't the answer.


Had me crying

Unreal.

 

[ilikecheese]

You'll probably be all firing blanks x

Game.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

You'll probably be all firing blanks x

Bye lads

 

[chicoazul]

Link us up home dogs. The 81 going in.

 

[RAFUH]

Calling @RAFUH @LinekersLegs for immediate assistance

On stand by @mrs the esk.

Not surprising it only took one woman to send y'all running for cover.

 

[tmgc]

N/t

 

[mrs the esk]

* Scans the horizon, checks intelligence report and gives the all clear. Stand down girls x

 

[LinekersLegs]

Calling @RAFUH @LinekersLegs for immediate assistance

reporting for duty Mrs Esk

Edit aww, missed all the fun!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Brilliant lollollol