Murder Death Kill

[padefc]

i used to live by the shites ground and had these parking issuse every time they played my solution was simple let a tyre down/puncture this didnt stop the problem but cheered me up no end and made sure the same person didnt park outside my house again

 

[Bluelass]

get a bag of prawns and stuff them as close as you can to any air inlet for the heating and ventilation system.

After about a week the stench of the rotting fish will invade the vehicle and he won't know where the smell is coming from.

You only need to use a few prawns and make sure the bag has a few holes in it.

Or, you could squirt milk into air inlets, again, after a few days the stench will be dreadful.

These suggestions work better in the summer.

Having said that, perhaps it would be better to try and sort it out over a pint.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Smear fresh dog [Poor language removed] on his door handles.

Childish,but fun.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Get some 'justice for Heysel' stickers made up and cover his car in them. And his house.

 

[Robin Sisland]

If the pub option isn't a goer and there's a space in front of his house why not park there and spend the afternoon fiddling under the bonnet and spilling sump oil in front of his entrance?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Your an angry lot aren't you?








Scoop some dog turd up and place it on his windscreen.

 

[Goat]

So i look out of the window and i notice his car has gone, its now parked infront of mine, the distance is acceptable, so i think ok and start to chill. I potter around the house, helping the kids with some homework and its all good again.

Then i look outside the window, i see another car, parked 2 inches away from mine again, the blood pressure starts to rise and i think ok maybe its not just this cluessless kopite that wants to park close to me. Untill that is i realise whos car it is, its only his Dads car come to visit him!!

So now im totally boxed in, i can not get my car out. I dont need my car untill later, but i hope and pray that im still blocked in. I will be asking him to move the cars and i aint gonna be nice about it. Only the fact that the kids are here has stopped me going over NOW!

F U M I N G

 

[GrandOldTeam]

So i look out of the window and i notice his car has gone, its now parked infront of mine, the distance is acceptable, so i think ok and start to chill. I potter around the house, helping the kids with some homework and its all good again.

Then i look outside the window, i see another car, parked 2 inches away from mine again, the blood pressure starts to rise and i think ok maybe its not just this cluessless kopite that wants to park close to me. Untill that is i realise whos car it is, its only his Dads car come to visit him!!

So now im totally boxed in, i can not get my car out. I dont need my car untill later, but i hope and pray that im still blocked in. I will be asking him to move the cars and i aint gonna be nice about it. Only the fact that the kids are here has stopped me going over NOW!

F U M I N G

*gets spoon to stir*

Thats not the point, you could need it for an emergency.

 

[Goat]

Im like a watch that has been overwound or a cobra ready to pounce, anyway 1 car has gone now. Emergency over, for now.

 

[bigbadjeff]

get a bag of prawns and stuff them as close as you can to any air inlet for the heating and ventilation system.

After about a week the stench of the rotting fish will invade the vehicle and he won't know where the smell is coming from.

You only need to use a few prawns and make sure the bag has a few holes in it.

Or, you could squirt milk into air inlets, again, after a few days the stench will be dreadful.

These suggestions work better in the summer.

Having said that, perhaps it would be better to try and sort it out over a pint.

oh Anna, you naughty little minx, but I like your style. I will bear that in mind,,,,,,,,,,, ccan't wait . sits at laptop with big grin on fizzer.

 

[Cal]

**** his car with a brick or something and blame it on the lids.

 

[neonleon]

invest in some designated "resident parking" traffic cones.

you'll always have a place to park.

It aint legal...but its hardly crime of the century either.

 

[Goat]

**** his car with a brick or something and blame it on the lids.

So far this is a winner. But i loved the prawns 1, just that our street has lots of lights!

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Petty bomb his house or [Poor language removed] through the letter box

 

[Bluelass]

So far this is a winner. But i loved the prawns 1, just that our street has lots of lights!

the prawns one relates to a story of a woman scorned...... so she stuffs prawns inside the hollow curtain rails and moves out allowing her husband's bit of fluff to move in. Within weeks the bit of fluff had left him having found the stench in the house too much to bear.
Two timing [Poor language removed] house hubby has the house partially demolished to find the cause of the smell as great cost to him.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.........sometimes with prawns.


There are some great revenge stories knocking around so the message is boys, be careful who you mess with!