Musk vs Zukerburg

[trueblue84]

Who came up with that name elon? One of the ex wives per chance....

Its short for elongated foreskin.

 

[COYBL25]

Wish they would both book a submarine holiday together.

And take John Bishop with them for entertainment.

 

[Pootsy]

Boris and his fans, .... wait ....

Going to need a bigger sub

If you put them in a blender first you'll maximise the space in the sub.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Andrew Tate, Donald trump, Elon musk, Sam Smith and Vladimir Putin.

Sam Smith the alpha there

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Zucks will absolutely leather him.

Zusks looks like he wouldn’t flinch or change expression when gouging someone’s eyes out but he’s not met an opponent like Muskie before who is 93% Lurpak. Really tough to call.

 

[Yarrgh]

Zusks looks like he wouldn’t flinch or change expression when gouging someone’s eyes out but he’s not met an opponent like Muskie before who is 93% Lurpak. Really tough to call.

Zuckz looks like the sort who'd just perch there and suck the juice out of his preys eyeball. We all know the type.

Musko is probably 90% lurpak but slithered on the last 3% in some cheap brand so he doesn't leave the good stuff slathered over the plebs.

Really tricky one to call.

 

[PhilM]

I hope there's some WWF incident where they're run over by an ambulance, thrown off a cage or Vince McMahon suplexs Musk off a cliff.

 

[DavidH]

I hope there's some WWF incident where they're run over by an ambulance, thrown off a cage or Vince McMahon suplexs Musk off a cliff.

The sound of smashed glass then Stone Cold bounces down the aisle steaming drunk, gobbing off into thin air then just gets in the ring and batters the both of them. Then the internet just switches off around the world, just like that.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Zuckz looks like the sort who'd just perch there and suck the juice out of his preys eyeball. We all know the type.

Musko is probably 90% lurpak but slithered on the last 3% in some cheap brand so he doesn't leave the good stuff slathered over the plebs.

Really tricky one to call.

Be hard for Zuckz to get a good death grip as Muskie’s grease content will allow him to zoom around on the floor. Can see Zuckz slipping and getting one of his claws stuck in the canvas. Muskie brings out the walrus and it’s a victory for the blue ticks.

 

[Yarrgh]

Be hard for Zuckz to get a good death grip as Muskie’s grease content will allow him to zoom around on the floor. Can see Zuckz slipping and getting one of his claws stuck in the canvas. Muskie brings out the walrus and it’s a victory for the blue ticks.

The irony here is that by retiring "poking" he removed the biggest threat to the blue walrus.

What a battle this will be.

 

[Efcjake]

Can we add a few more and make it a Thunderdome style contest where all of the losers' wealth is put towards solving world hunger and climate change initiatives or something.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can we add a few more and make it a Thunderdome style contest where all of the losers' wealth is put towards solving world hunger and climate change initiatives or something.

Jeff the Amazonian Anaconda Bezo comes flying in from nowhere... total carnage.

 

[wainy]

My bet would be on Musk, the larger of our gladiators. Zuckerberg might know a few moves but I don’t think he has the strength or stamina to prevent Musk getting on top and forcing an unwanted 69, leading to sumbmission by choke.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The first tranche of borrowed twitter cash must've been called in, wonder what the odds are and who he'll lay off his dive with.

 

[DavidH]

Jeff the Amazonian Anaconda Bezo comes flying in from nowhere... total carnage.

He'd be about as effective as The Bushwackers entering a Royal Rumble