What expertise could you bring to the role of cameraman?
A camera.
How fast are you at running?
I'm fat and slow with a dodgy left knee that could explode at any minute.
Tell me five of your strengths
Walking, Pissing, Jizzing, Wiping my own arse, drinking large volumes of alcohol
Tell me 5 weaknesses
As if there's any
Name me a time when you've worked as a team and pulled together to get a result
All you can eat buffet a few months back, my mate was struggling to clear his plate, I polished off what was left so he didn't look like less of a man to other people
Name me a time when you've had to work towards an iniment deadline and what was the outcome
I had to ejaculate into your bird when you popped to the shop, only had a 5 minute window, did it in 2, with foreplay, sorry about the bed sheets and curtains
Do you have any editing skills?
Yes, I'll edit this post in a minute to prove myself
Are you comfortable with video editing software if so?
Yes
Why do you want to work with me?
Because you seem like a nice genuine down to earth chap.
How flexible are you, can you work early mornings and late at night?
My gymnastics background means I can suck myself off. I don't mind where or when I work, as long as the pay is good.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Probably dead if I carry on binging on fast food and cider.