Nagging

[monty]

Over recent weeks I have been suffering a really bad barrage of nagging from both wife and daughter, full bloody stereo non-stop nagging. It is not just one thing it is almost everything that gets picked on and they go on and on and on and on and on and on and on arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Any suggestions,with in the legal parameters of the UK, to counter this female disease as my hearing and nerves are about to crack. Be warned, I thought I was pretty good at coping with this phenomenon but even my defence shield is starting to crack

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Dont get married and have kids. Oops too late for that.

Buy a Delorean and go back in time to 1955 and become a monk, they cant nag if they cant talk. Problem solved.











Sorry that wasn't actually any useful advice, i know nothing about women!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Have you been sleep wanking again ?

 

[monty]

Have you been sleep wanking again ?

If only

 

[Vim Fuego]

Go to the travel agent and get a couple of holiday brochures, bring them home, make a shitty job of trying to hide them so your wife / daughter finds them, you'll soon be back in the good books

 

[Bluelass]

Well Monty, I fear our love affair is over....I have a PhD in nagging......

 

[monty]

Well Monty, I fear our love affair is over....I have a PhD in nagging......

Gosh lass thats like saying I have bubonic plague, I'm heart broken

BEWARE LADS, BLUELASS IS UNCLEAN

 

[atrottel]

Inconspicuous Ipod Shuffle, good music, and just smile at them when you see their lips move.

 

[monty]

Inconspicuous Ipod Shuffle, good music, and just smile at them when you see their lips move.

Its when you take the earphones out, sat there enjoying music in the assured knowledge that you'll get earache when its over, nice idea but no cure Atr

 

[evertonianstu]

The only option you have monty is divorce and the single life. Thats it. Im childless at present but if/when i do have kids, i hope to god its a lad. Having a missus nagging is bad enough without a daughter added on to that

 

[Vim Fuego]

No one nags me, and i effin love that fact.

 

[coyney]

Pretend to be partially deaf and turn you bad ear towards them works for me

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Put your foot down and tell them you've had enough and will not be nagged anymore.

That outta work

 

[Vim Fuego]

The best thing i ever did was being thrown out by my wife ! She lives with a fitness instructor now...he drinks that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot .

 

[Seamus Colemole]

The best thing i ever did was being thrown out by my wife ! She lives with a fitness instructor now...he drinks that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot .

Does he drive a Renault Megane? If so phone them up and tell them this :

With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane's slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.

Obviously point out they're not your words but are from Top Gear Magazine.