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Nagging

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Lets go through these

Reidy, she doesn't have a sister or I might have tried that

Coyney I already have a hearing aid and have got away with that one for years, both ears are being done in mate

Vim If there was a fitness instructor around he wouldn't be for long
 

The best thing i ever did was being thrown out by my wife ! She lives with a fitness instructor now...he drinks that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot .

Being a fitness instructor is bad enough, but drinking yellow stuff from tins really marks him out as prime arsehole. :lol:
 
The best thing i ever did was being thrown out by my wife ! She lives with a fitness instructor now...he drinks that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot .

wtf is he doing drinking tins of custard, what a tosser(y):P
 
I love this room, you could swing a cat in here, a tiger even...though it'd weigh the best part of a tonne...and only if it was stunned.You know what my bathroom says to me ? Aqua..which is French for water !

My five bedroomed [Poor language removed] house.
 
I love this room, you could swing a cat in here, a tiger even...though it'd weigh the best part of a tonne...and only if it was stunned.You know what my bathroom says to me ? Aqua..which is French for water !

My five bedroomed [Poor language removed] house.

R U on the custard?
 

Yep, there are times when I wonder...................................:o

Quality Alan Partridge quotes ago-go in this thread.

Monts lad - If the pub is not an option like most fellas. Then try 2 things :

- Acquiesce and keep her sweet. Buy her flowers now and again or other things she likes and do some of the stuff she nags about from time to time. Set a reminder on your phone if you are forgetful etc.
Or
- Bring home a hooker and shag her brains out on the couch. Make sure you time it just right so your missus walks in just in time to see your hairy arse pumping away. Add in some YEEE HAAA's for good measure and offer your missus a high five when she walks in. Let her know she is not irreplaceable.



Seriously I don't know tbh. I'm still trying to figure my missus out after 14 years. No bloke on the planet I know has cracked this one.
 
Quality Alan Partridge quotes ago-go in this thread.

Monts lad - If the pub is not an option like most fellas. Then try 2 things :

- Acquiesce and keep her sweet. Buy her flowers now and again or other things she likes and do some of the stuff she nags about from time to time. Set a reminder on your phone if you are forgetful etc.
Or
- Bring home a hooker and shag her brains out on the couch. Make sure you time it just right so your missus walks in just in time to see your hairy arse pumping away. Add in some YEEE HAAA's for good measure and offer your missus a high five when she walks in. Let her know she is not irreplaceable.



Seriously I don't know tbh. I'm still trying to figure my missus out after 14 years. No bloke on the planet I know has cracked this one.

Well I may have got the answer, do as Vim does, let your femine side out and nag back, both are wondering what the hell is going on. Now I doubt if I can keep it going but it has had some effect up to now(y)(y)
 
Well I may have got the answer, do as Vim does, let your femine side out and nag back, both are wondering what the hell is going on. Now I doubt if I can keep it going but it has had some effect up to now(y)(y)

Nagging back just creates arguments and then animosity and then bad ju ju.

I find the best way to get a peaceful life is earplugs.
 
Nagging back just creates arguments and then animosity and then bad ju ju.

I find the best way to get a peaceful life is earplugs.

I will almost certainly resort to that but at present this worm has turned:lol::lol::lol:
 

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