Naismith? Thoughts?

[TheBlueGibbon]

The footballing equivalent of Forest Gump, he just runs and runs when he's playing.

 

[Goat]

Typical. We are supposed to give players like Barkley and the like time to adjust. But because he's from Scotland and looks a little like he should be haunting a stately home, he's given no chance whatsoever.

Yeah but Barkley can actually trap a ball and pass it 5 yards.

Ive yet to see Naismith perform this simple task.

 

[bluebottle]

Yeah but Barkley can actually trap a ball and pass it 5 yards.

Ive yet to see Naismith perform this simple task.

Did you not watch open training the other day? He did it loads of times you smartarse.

 

[Bungle]

The footballing equivalent of Forest Gump, he just runs and runs when he's playing.

Exactly mate, he's got a good engine on him, that can only really be a bonus.

 

[ToffeeMike]

Ive yet to see a worse Everton player than Naismith.

Bit harsh that tbh, being played in the wrong position and being unable to fully judge on him.

And I've seen way to many players in the last 10 years worse than Naismith.

 

[bluebottle]

He is yet to be truly given a fair chance to prove himself. When he was played in position he destroyed AEK with a fantastic set of skills on display. He hasn't just lost that.

 

[RFUS]

He's a bit like a planet-sized vagina.

By this I mean that everything we've seen so far indicates gargantuan levels of pure gash, but perhaps we can construe a use for him yet.

 

[bluebottle]

He's a bit like a planet-sized vagina.

By this I mean that everything we've seen so far indicates gargantuan levels of pure gash, but perhaps we can construe a use for him yet.

Are you saying there are no uses for gigantic vaginas as they are, or something?

 

[ToffeeMike]

He is yet to be truly given a fair chance to prove himself. When he was played in position he destroyed AEK with a fantastic set of skills on display. He hasn't just lost that.

And Leyton Orient.

 

[Goat]

Bit harsh that tbh, being played in the wrong position and being unable to fully judge on him.

And I've seen way to many players in the last 10 years worse than Naismith.

Played in the wrong League you mean.

 

[RFUS]

Are you saying there are no uses for gigantic vaginas as they are, or something?

Perhaps not, but if we cum together as a species maybe we can harness their power.

 

[Bungle]

He's a bit like a planet-sized vagina.

By this I mean that everything we've seen so far indicates gargantuan levels of pure gash, but perhaps we can construe a use for him yet.

Are you saying there are no uses for gigantic vaginas as they are, or something?

Let's not start being silly now, you might not rate him but there's no need for that is there.

I happen to think he's decent and could bag 15-20 goals a year for us in the league

 

[bluebottle]

Perhaps not, but if we cum together as a species maybe we can harness their power.

You've not changed one bit...

 

[ToffeeMike]

Played in the wrong League you mean.

Scored against Norwich, Reading and even Liverpool. How can you judge a player when he's getting played in a position he's uncomfortable with and has no pace to take people on?

Even Jelavic and Neville have been much worse this season and Naisy is still and always targeted by the boo boys.

The same happened with Vic a couple of years ago.

 

[Goat]

Thats cos Vic played like complete tosh.

Its no good people trotting out the same old tired bull****, the facts are, whether hes played in the hole or played upfront with Messi, he cant play football.