Eidean
Player Valuation: £6m
The Moysonettes and the Dychenistas don’t get along, but I hardly think it’s going to deteriorate into car park levels of fisticuffs.
To be fair, we’d win a war with those groups.
Imagine a Russian drone flying over a trench and all they heard for the 6,000th time was someone saying “Dyche was still a point above the relegation zone”
They’d turn back ASAP