Be careful mate, the more you drink the Maupayne you’ll be in tomorrow.
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Be careful mate, the more you drink the Maupayne you’ll be in tomorrow.
To be fair all our deals, bar Tarkowski that we had to wait for, have just popped up and been done without warning.
Suppose, may as well, its only words if im wrong.
That would make sense.
Can’t decide whether it’s real or if I’m bladdered from the cricket
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
We're really good at building confidence in average players so he'll be fine
If this turns out to be legit there’s definitely been a massive change in that regard. People always seemed to claim brands had stopped the leaks despite most transfers being publicised way before they happened, but this would be 3/4 this summer that have come out of nowhere.
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £35m
One of youze just edited his Wikipedia entry to change his club to Everton, then right away someone changed it back
Yes he's always looked like a confidence player to me.
The one thing that is going to work massively in his favour is his workrate. That will instantly get Evertonians on his side and it'll also give the team a boost and help us play a little higher up the pitch.
Not a world beater of a signing, but certainly one that makes sense in the current predicament we find ourselves in.
hahaha
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Not my first choice but a massive upgrade on the Venezuelan donkey, I believe he’s a pen taker as well
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Not allowed into banks and bookies
Maupay on
El Bob has spoken
El Bob has spoken
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