2022/23 Neal Maupay

[Zatara]

Replaced Keane in Dyche's bizarre decision making.

 

[Nymzee]

Still blaming Danny for this one

 

[Joey66]

Simms would have been a better choice or Gray he's becoming Dyches 2nd love child fgs

 

[lungo]

A lot of posts on Brighton were saying the same thing past 2 seasons.

At least he scored 8 premier league goals for Brighton in 2021-2022. If you play in a good team it is a little bit easier...

 

[Joey66]

At least he scored 8 premier league goals for Brighton in 2021-2022. If you play in a good team it is a little bit easier...

He would struggle to score in a brothel......

 

[Dharma]

Nothing of a player. Not so sure he will even be effective in the Championship next year.

 

[blue61]

He would struggle to score in a brothel......

Agreed, he doesn't thrive through the middle.

 

[Cels]

He would struggle to score in a brothel......

Can't shoot in the box.

 

[jazzy]

Honestly I'm baffled about his qualities as a striker
He has no pace , no physicality and no finishing ability.

What on earth was Kopite Kev thinking or was this another Moshiri/ Kenwright intervention?

 

[blueblood]

Honestly I'm baffled about his qualities as a striker
He has no pace , no physicality and no finishing ability.

What on earth was Kopite Kev thinking or was this another Moshiri/ Kenwright intervention?

Every attribute you would want from a premier league striker is missing. Quite remarkable scouting work once again.

CEOs must think all their Christmases have come at once when their secretary tells them Everton are on the phone. Like a drunk at the end of a car boot sale buying all of the junk that no one else wanted.

 

[Bluebirdie]

Honestly I'm baffled about his qualities as a striker
He has no pace , no physicality and no finishing ability.

What on earth was Kopite Kev thinking or was this another Moshiri/ Kenwright intervention?

Obviously was hoping for a grower not a shower.

 

[dannyboy]

If he starts as the lone striker in the last two games, we're down. Don't know how Dyche finally figured it out over Keane but we desperately need him to have an epiphany over Maupay.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Honestly I'm baffled about his qualities as a striker
He has no pace , no physicality and no finishing ability.

What on earth was Kopite Kev thinking or was this another Moshiri/ Kenwright intervention?

i think if you a nice fella that seems to go along way at everton nowdays , being good at football is a bonus

 

[Swartzy]

For the situation we were in and knew we would be in continuously with desperate need we had for striker signings, Added with the fact he was out of contract this Summer, there honestly can't be many worse signings we have made as a club.

 

[MikeH72]

He looks literally allergic to goals, like he’s trying his best not to be in goalscoring positions or have shots at any point. I’ve never ever seen a striker with worse striker’s instincts than him, he’s constantly in the wrong place at the right time.