2022/23 Neal Maupay

[Andy is the King]

He scored!

No way we can punt him now

 

[Swartzy]

Whose paid his air fare

Want a full investigation

I did, and it was 'one way' also made sure that his passport has made a disappearance for good..

 

[Runub]

Seasons goal quota used up in a friendly. Wonderful

 

[paulf]

Maybe I wasnt paying enough attention..but im sure he tried to put it to the left and it went more down the centre and lucky the keeper had dived too early

 

[Toffeelover]

Maybe I wasnt paying enough attention..but im sure he tried to put it to the left and it went more down the centre and lucky the keeper had dived too early

How far was he from the goal ?

 

[LEONARD]

Just marvel at that effort around 57 secs.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Even in a game where Cannon supposedly did terrible he created two very good chances. All Maupay could do was score a charity kick.

 

[Chrismac]

 

[Chrismac]

So close

 

[Tel001]

He's going to end up at Forest or Luton and score 30 isn't he...

No, he’s going to stay here and score zero goals as he leads us into the championship

 

[Acrobat]

Just marvel at that effort around 57 secs.

Kit looks boss without the stupid sponsor on it!

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Saw the thread had been bumped and thought we'd sold him...

 

[Bluebirdie]

Saw the thread had been bumped and thought we'd sold him...

Al Ahli have reportedly, categorically, denied any interest in signing our goal machine. The director of football cited a Google search.

 

[Singe]

Al Ahli have reportedly, categorically, denied any interest in signing our goal machine. The director of football cited a Google search.

They don't know what they're missing. They're just frightened that they won't have enough netting to replace all the broken ones when he smashes the ball into the back of the net....

 

[Gilbert..]

6 years now he's been in England. Actually has 5 years of decent level stats in goals and assists. Except at Everton. Obviously he wasnt what was needed with the squad that Everton have and esp with the non existent forward line.
But i still look at us as much as him. The balance of the Everton squad going right back to Ronald Koeman has been awful. Its like the club have done zero due diligence when looking to recruit.