2023/24 Neal Maupay

[danny147]

If you dont include Richarlison as a CF, he's the best slotter we have had since Big Rom.

Honestly man sometimes your posts are that ridiculous you come across as having the IQ of a moldy sandwich.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Honestly man sometimes your posts are that ridiculous you come across as having the IQ of a moldy sandwich.

I can't help it if mere mortal supporters lack understanding of football.

Sandro -
Toshun -
Kean -
Beto'o - currently
Chermiti - currently
DCL - better all round play but not as good a finisher

 

[Goat]

Honestly man sometimes your posts are that ridiculous you come across as having the IQ of a moldy sandwich.

Thats really unfair, cos at some point that sandwich was useful before it got moldy.

 

[Victus]

I can't help it if mere mortal supporters lack understanding of football.

Sandro -
Toshun -
Kean -
Beto'o - currently
Chermiti - currently
DCL - better all round play but not as good a finisher

Now post his highlights from the start of last season I dare you.

 

[supertoffee98]

If you dont include Richarlison as a CF, he's the best slotter we have had since Big Rom.

There are two strikers at Everton who have scored more for us than him, one only joined last season.

 

[MikeH72]

Honestly man sometimes your posts are that ridiculous you come across as having the IQ of a moldy sandwich.

?!

 

[supertoffee98]

As a complete offside to deciding whether he's the best striker since Pele and Dixie Dean, is anyone else getting the impression he's here to stay? No links from senor Romano, lots of smiley Instagram posts. Is this the redemption season for Maupay??

 

[MikeH72]

As a complete offside to deciding whether he's the best striker since Pele and Dixie Dean, is anyone else getting the impression he's here to stay? No links from senor Romano, lots of smiley Instagram posts. Is this the redemption season for Maupay??

He is definitely staying because absolutely nobody on earth wants him, and predictably so.

 

[supertoffee98]

He is definitely staying because absolutely nobody on earth wants him, and predictably so.

Has he tried Tinder??

 

[Lapeno77]

Thats really unfair, cos at some point that sandwich was useful before it got moldy.

Not only that but mould is incredibly useful. Bread making, fermenting liquor, producing soy sauce, producing penicillin and manufacturing citric acid used to flavor soft drinks.

 

[Vintage]

Thought it was going to turn into one of those final destination movies

 

[pfim]

As a complete offside to deciding whether he's the best striker since Pele and Dixie Dean, is anyone else getting the impression he's here to stay? No links from senor Romano, lots of smiley Instagram posts. Is this the redemption season for Maupay??

If he moves it will be at the end of the window.

 

[JimmyK]

As a complete offside to deciding whether he's the best striker since Pele and Dixie Dean, is anyone else getting the impression he's here to stay? No links from senor Romano, lots of smiley Instagram posts. Is this the redemption season for Maupay??

Nobody starts the transfer window making Neal Maupay their number one target he was never going to be moving early on if he goes it will be late in the window when other targets don't come off or teams need a last minute replacement for a sale or injury everyone knows he's available and cheap theres no rush to bring him in now.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Wonder who will pick him up on a free next summer. I imagine he'll end up back at some second division French outfit on 20% of the wages he's man picking up here.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Just the supreme entertainer