He was never a back to back CF need to belong side another no tall no 9 .... - he is still not worth £15 million though ....
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witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
He was crap last night
He's bog average and will nick the odd goal.
Now, take a bog average player, Everton him, and inevitably his level gets dragged down into the gutter as if by magic.
I don't know how we do it.
Now, take a bog average player, Everton him, and inevitably his level gets dragged down into the gutter as if by magic.
I don't know how we do it.
kenada_blue
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They finished 9th in his last season for them (scored 8).
Not making him out to be amazing...but he's always been a decent PL striker based on his record. Just not one who in a million years fit our style as it is
hence he needs a goal of his knee or something
kenada_blue
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Bryan+
Player Valuation: £20m
This is like me being proud of having more sex than Stephen Hawking.
Chrismac
Player Valuation: £15m
Shagger Hawking has a black book thicker than the bible
Lapeno77
Player Valuation: £35m
If rumours are to be believed, that could be quite a tall order
kenada_blue
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He didn't go to Epstein Island for a tan lad
Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
he should coach DCL and some private sessions with him as DCL doesn't look arsed about being a striker anymore
Is he really trying to take some credit for not getting us relegated last year because from what I saw he was trying his hardest to get back to the championship every time he pulled on an Everton shirt!
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
He's a bit of an idiot with that sort of nonsense.
Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £35m
If someone offers to take him on a free we should be biting their hands off.
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