2024/25 Neal Maupay

[Joey66]

20+ goals this season.

OG?

 

[GoldenToffee]

20+ goals this season.

Possibly in training if he's lucky.

 

[hippopotamus]

Neal Maupay - 2024/25 Player Performance Thread

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[Cmonefcsortitout!]

Be good to see him get an opportunity this season. The fact he sleeps at night with many beautiful women and has millions in the bank makes the fume from the bedwetters & arl da's over his social media antics that much funnier.

We believe in you Maups.

Who believes in him? He had an opportunity, and showed himself to be consistently poor. He is weak and slow, he has little to offer, particularly the way Dyche sets the team up

 

[JohnJq]

Shut this thread now, it's asking for a bad ending.

 

[Jokerdan]

You surely didn't pay to sponsor this thread did you?

Not through choice. It was given to me a bit like a poison chalice when Andy Lonergan left. I tell you, I couldn't win a raffle if I was the only one who bought a ticket

 

[Daytripper]

Be good to see him get an opportunity this season. The fact he sleeps at night with many beautiful women and has millions in the bank makes the fume from the bedwetters & arl da's over his social media antics that much funnier.

We believe in you Maups.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

20+ goals this season.

For FC Clownshoes maybe. Probably has to pay for most of his scoring opportunities.

 

[MikeH72]

Be good to see him get an opportunity this season. The fact he sleeps at night with many beautiful women and has millions in the bank makes the fume from the bedwetters & arl da's over his social media antics that much funnier.

We believe in you Maups.

What an odd creepy little guy you are.

 

[Vintage]

Don't blame me. I'm as sorely disappointed as you

Looks like the jokes on you this time dan

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Be good to see him get an opportunity this season. The fact he sleeps at night with many beautiful women and has millions in the bank makes the fume from the bedwetters & arl da's over his social media antics that much funnier.

We believe in you Maups.

I'm much happier having a smaller income and sleeping with your very ugly mother every night. Maupay is a stain on the Everton shirt.

 

[RAFUH]

What an odd creepy little guy you are.

I'm much happier having a smaller income and sleeping with your very ugly mother every night. Maupay is a stain on the Everton shirt.

Boys, I can't even begin to tell you how tried I am of this crap in the Everton forum.
We're only 3 pages in. Stay on topic!


and @ForeverBlue92 grow thicker skin

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Boys, I can't even begin to tell you how tried I am of this crap in the Everton forum.
We're only 3 pages in. Stay on topic!


and @ForeverBlue92 grow thicker skin

Sorry. 20 goals this season for Neil.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Be good to see him get an opportunity this season. The fact he sleeps at night with many beautiful women and has millions in the bank makes the fume from the bedwetters & arl da's over his social media antics that much funnier.

We believe in you Maups.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) the manager doesn't. The fact he didn't get on the pitch at Goodison pretty much means Dyche has him consigned to the dustbin.

Now I love a good redemption story, but there's burning your bridges and then there is burning what's left of it again, then clearing anything that remained and planting a load of landmines along where it once stood.

 

[Zed Car]

Boys, I can't even begin to tell you how tried I am of this crap in the Everton forum.
We're only 3 pages in. Stay on topic!


and @ForeverBlue92 grow thicker

Surprised a Maupay thread lasted 3 pages without going off topic.
He’s been going off the topic of scoring goals for Everton for the last 2 years