helpimonfire
Player Valuation: £35m
Get the Bob Marley tunes on and chill!
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I'm on my 3rd brown aleGet on the booze mate. Just cracked my first one open
“Don’t worry ‘bout a thingGet the Bob Marley tines on and chill!
We don't do comfortableJust getting home from my night shift, somehow got to sleep then get up and go the match. Dreading it. Please Everton win and comfortably if possible
Best advice I can give is mind the dog muck.Been wide awake since just after 5.
Can't get back to sleep.
Been for a walk around Goodison, yeah, I know.
Might do church in a bit.
Please please please footy Gods, be kind.
Send help ffs.
In the nicest way possible, you should seek professional help. Very concerning you feel like that over a football team.
lol what a tit
At least I'm not a nonce like you
ReportedAt least I'm not a nonce like you
I'll do my bit, see if I can helpGood effort trying to get yourself banned before kick-off.