Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[Sapie88]

Too old for you!

Edit: apologies: too old for your mate

I'm mature beyond my years... said my friend.

 

[Donald Twain]

My advice is simply don't bother, they really are much better as a fantasy than in real life. They'll swallow all your cash nothing else and they moult worse than a German Shepherd and by the sounds of it you'll end up with a right munter anyway

wow !

 

[Yorkie]

I already checked his age. If this is true he is a 2 year old sleeper.

I think he made it to subvert the wrestle mania thread (which he will have no doubt been banned from) then kind of forgot about it.

 

[Yorkie]

wow !

I know mate it's not very nice that!

 

[carlos21]

I know mate it's not very nice that!

Alright yorkie

 

[Yorkie]

Mate. Just go up to her.

Tell her you saw her through the window and thought she was stunning so you thought you'd come and say hello.

Worked for me.

Was this the "sexy neighbour" of GOT folklore?

 

[jaycee]

Mate. Just go up to her.

Tell her you climbed through the window and thought she was stunning so you thought you'd come and say hello.

Worked for me.

Fixed for you

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Was this the "sexy neighbour" of GOT folklore?

Nah, it was the tailor's dummy in Lewis's.

 

[Yorkie]

Nah, it was the tailor's dummy in Lewis's.

lol

 

[wainy]

Mate. Just go up to her.

Tell her you saw her through the window and thought she was stunning so you thought you'd come and say hello.

Worked for me.

 

[Seathestars]

No means yes and yes means anal.

Good Lord

 

[bizzaro]

Fixed for you

Didn't need fixing.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Pakistan having a right go here !

 

[Brendan Janus]

But Pakistan are fcuk'd now !! Next batxman, Asif Iqbal !!

 

[peteblue]

It's what we advised Bizzaro to do.......