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chicoazul

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...people who:

1 - Use shuffle on their mp3 player, cd player in car.
2 - Buy compilation albums such as "Now xx", apart from dance music albums which are excepted.
3 - Use times of poor team performance to push the virtues of Van Der Meyde.
4 - Go over the top on Kirkby being out of the city.
5 - Eat crisp butties.
 
...people who:

1 - Use shuffle on their mp3 player, cd player in car.
2 - Buy compilation albums such as "Now xx", apart from dance music albums which are excepted.
3 - Use times of poor team performance to push the virtues of Van Der Meyde.
4 - Go over the top on Kirkby being out of the city.
5 - Eat crisp butties.

6 - Use threads to **** off players they don't like.
 

7. Have an overly limp handshake.

I cant stand that. Its like Hi, heres a wet lettuce leaf for you remember me by.

Or the super firm gripper, who has to laser beam eyeball you, trying to break your finger while grinning cheesily.

Its just a handshake FFS, GET IT RIGHT.
 
I cant stand that. Its like Hi, heres a wet lettuce leaf for you remember me by.

Or the super firm gripper, who has to laser beam eyeball you, trying to break your finger while grinning cheesily.

Its just a handshake FFS, GET IT RIGHT.

If you get the handshake spot on, but have your hand over his/her -you've won.
 

There are definitely winners and losers in handshakes, but extending your hand palm down instantly means you lose. It opens you up to the reverse hand shake, where an opponent will just grab the top of your hand.

Or do you mean the 'second hand' technique where you use the second hand to 'smother' your opponent? You have to be razor sharp to get out of that one.
 
...people who:

1 - Use shuffle on their mp3 player, cd player in car.
2 - Buy compilation albums such as "Now xx", apart from dance music albums which are excepted.
3 - Use times of poor team performance to push the virtues of Van Der Meyde.
4 - Go over the top on Kirkby being out of the city.
5 - Eat crisp butties.
why? I am confuesd.
 

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