Never trust...

[Whitebootman]

...people who:

1 - Use shuffle on their mp3 player, cd player in car.
2 - Buy compilation albums such as "Now xx", apart from dance music albums which are excepted.
3 - Use times of poor team performance to push the virtues of Van Der Meyde.
4 - Go over the top on Kirkby being out of the city.
5 - Eat crisp butties.

Got me on number 5 for sure. Would Status Quo's Greatest Hits count against me on number 2 ?

 

[Gazdalf]

People who start off a statement with "To be honest", it implies the feckers were lying about everything until that point.

 

[Whitebootman]

People who start off a statement with "To be honest", it implies the feckers were lying about everything until that point.

In the case of my manager it means he was lying about everything until that point, but now he's going to try a real whopper.

 

[chicoazul]

Got me on number 5 for sure. Would Status Quo's Greatest Hits count against me on number 2 ?

No, its by the same group mate so you're ok there.

People who start off a statement with "To be honest", it implies the feckers were lying about everything until that point.

Or even worse, "Im not being funny but". Yes, yes you so are.

Don't trust them.

 

[Gazdalf]

or the classic

"I don't meant to offend you, but.............."


yes, yes you did mean to offend you obnoxious twit.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Never trust anyone, full stop.

 

[daza_1973]

Never trust anyone who scratches or touches their nose when they are telling you something

but lay off the crisp butty vibe

 

[teppic]

never trust anyone who claims to speak french.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

never trust....

a chef who you send food back to.

 

[gordonjblair]

them

they can hear what your thinking


even through your tinfoil hat

 

[daza_1973]

them

they can hear what your thinking


even through your tinfoil hat

Your showing the early signs of paranoia there mate

 

[Jamo Martinez]

or the classic

"I don't meant to offend you, but.............."


yes, yes you did mean to offend you obnoxious twit.

Or ''It's not a criticism, but....'' Yeah, you're going to tell me how great I am now, aren't you?

Also never trust people who
1 admit to being a workaholic, as if it's something embarrassing when they're really saying you're a lazy ****.

2 claim they've seen remains of an alsatian in the bin at the back of the Chinese chippie.

3 Have had a brain transplant.

4 Have been abducted by aliens

5 Know someone's brother in law's next door neighbour who works at Finch Farm.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

I'll stick my neck out and say it then seeing as though we're 3 pages in and no one has the genitalia to say it,


...women

 

[TsarDiniyar]

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