Neville

[formerly manx toffee]

Come on now lads. I'm not looking to start a Damon lynchmob.

I just don't appreciate being treated like I'm an idiot when I didn't say anything stupid.

Or if I did, then I implore Damon to tell me why, and not just facepalm.

You can't just 'come on lads' us and walk away. No. You now have a duty. We have an expectation. Are you a girl....?

 

[peteblue]

You can't just 'come on lads' us and walk away. No. You now have a duty. We have an expectation. Are you a girl....?

Hear, hear.....

 

[chrissyjack]

Have I missed something, again ?

 

[RFUS]

You can't just 'come on lads' us and walk away. No. You now have a duty. We have an expectation. Are you a girl....?

I refuse to lose my infraction virginity to Matt Damon. No way. We shall both remain virgins of sorts tonight.

 

[Frank Drebin]

It's not really a facepalm that though, is it?

Unless your wang has a face.

It has a head and an eye, it could practically be one of Jordan's offspring.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I don't get mad mate.

Well I do, but then I just have a wank and everything's good again.

So think about that next time you try to popcorn me. You're basically acting as a sexual stimulant. It's like flashing me some tit.

I will now consider my position ( oh er matron ) in this situation ang get back to you when I'm sober.
In the meantime , if owt I've said has offenfed anyone then I'd .like to apologise, but reserve the right to withdraw said apology when sober.

I suspect you're calling me a tit, but I'm taking that as a compliment fine sir.

btw - I'm a wool ( and old ). THe ref. to popcorn is confusing mw.

 

[peteblue]

Have I missed something, again ?

Ffs keep up......

 

[RFUS]

I will now consider my position ( oh er matron ) in this situation ang get back to you when I'm sober.
In the meantime , if owt I've said has offenfed anyone then I'd .like to apologise, but reserve the right to withdraw said apology when sober.

I suspect you're calling me a tit, but I'm taking that as a compliment fine sir.

I wasn't calling you anything mate. I was just warning you that any attempt to popcorn me may have the opposite effect.

I'll still weep tears. Just not from the orifice you're aiming for.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I refuse to lose my infraction virginity to Matt Damon. No way. We shall both remain virgins of sorts tonight.

You are a tease. You created the mob and now you expect them to go back to their homes without a show. I think you should be infracted for inciting a mob and then leaving it frustrated.....

Ban him FFS

 

[peteblue]

I will now consider my position ( oh er matron ) in this situation ang get back to you when I'm sober.
In the meantime , if owt I've said has offenfed anyone then I'd .like to apologise, but reserve the right to withdraw said apology when sober.

I suspect you're calling me a tit, but I'm taking that as a compliment fine sir.

Don't do it lad, stand your ground, being drunk is temporary, being a tit is permanent........

 

[peteblue]

You are a tease. You created the mob and now you expect them to go back to their homes without a show. I think you should be infracted for inciting a mob and then leaving it frustrated.....

Ban him FFS

He's bottled it.......

 

[Woolly Blue]

I wasn't calling you anything mate. I was just warning you that any attempt to popcorn me may have the opposite effect.

I'll still weep tears. Just not from the orifice you're aiming for.

I am so confued and so will now try and wake the missis up who is alos slightly under the influence.
If sahe is angry, thne I will blame you.

 

[RFUS]

I'm getting really, really mad now.


*xhamster

 

[Woolly Blue]

Don't do it lad, stand your ground, being drunk is temporary, being a tit is permanent........

Tits are nice
Or ave i missed something ?

 

[chrissyjack]

What's been going on ? Should I Fume ? or something