New Everton Fan Here!

[Cyclone4l]

1. Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?
2. It's a simple question.. if your phone breaks do you think putting it in sawdust will fix it?

1 yes
2 no

 

[RAFUH]

1 yes
2 no

It will take a while to pick up on the standard GOT memes…such as the application of sawdust fixes all.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

Welcome, good to have you join us.

This co-worker, did they get overlooked for a promotion that went to you? Have you been stopping their overtime?

How much do you know about your adopted club, because nobody will accuse you of jumping on a bandwagon or glory hunting.

The current team have been assembled by a succession of managers, directors and agents at eye-watering amounts of money and, at times, look like a water polo team who wanted a kickabout while the pool is closed.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

Welcome. You do realise that you have a lifetime of misery ahead of you?

Current team?= The league position tells no lies.

 

[nsno-chris]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

We’re crap

Support someone else and then constantly belittle your coworker for supporting such a crap team.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I may have made a terrible mistake

only you would know...

 

[Terrarian]

Do you like cheese on toast? Welcome to the madhouse.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

Half the fans hate the manager, the other half hate the manager and the board, the other half hate themselves.

 

[CharliePotato]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

We crap, we will let you down, we will ruin your day, apart from that we’re the best club in the world.

NSNO.

 

[anton66]

Hey Everyone.

My coworker is a big Everton fan and he has convinced me to support the club with him. I am trying to get up to speed with how the team plays and things to watch.

Would love to hear your thoughts about the current team!

Don’t think we have many farmers who follow us but welcome.

 

[anton66]

Don’t think we have many farmers who follow us but welcome.

Oh, there’s one……

 

[Cyclone4l]

Ok guys. So when do we start winning?
What are we waiting for?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Ok guys. So when do we start winning?
What are we waiting for?

Til we sack the kopite currently in charge.