New Everton Manager

[MrGrumpy]

Another big point there, it’s why he left Lille and Conte left Inter
We managed to attract Ancelotti ffs and people think the best we can do is a washed up Benitez!?
I despair at some of our fans right now

I know, people only see the bad with our club. Yes we have problems but managers have big egos and believe they can do it.
Getting it right with Everton will make you a folk hero

 

[The binman chronicles]

Benitez gets the job, Yellowstone erupts and we get an alien invasion, oh and a meteorite hits the stadium it would be peak Everton

That's what will happen when Guardiola gets the job and Usmanov says he'll spend whatever it takes to win trophies.

 

[Papa Shango]

Andre Gomes dressed as Tom

Probably wouldn't even attempt to dress up well as him. Just a mop on his head the lazy git.

 

[MrGrumpy]

He absolutely would. But he wants to stay in France for personal reasons. Got to respect that.

Where has he said that? I havnt seen it

 

[Papa Shango]

Out of everythig to whinge about in the last month, a simple infraction for cursing is a bit excessive. I mean, it's literally gone in, what, 10 days?

Wait, you can swear and get a telling off for ten days?

Why did I not know this last week during the peak "Rafael" discussion?

I have half a mind to go back and edit all my posts to make them sweary.

 

[Brownie]

Just a reminder that Benitez, when at Real Madrid, supposedly instructed Luka Modric to stop using the outside of his foot.

 

[orly]

Just a reminder that Benitez, when at Real Madrid, supposedly instructed Luka Modric to stop using the outside of his foot.

Barcelona 4 Real Madrid 0 Sacked Fat Grotesque Pig Benitez 1

 

[Papa Shango]

Where has he said that? I havnt seen it

Oh I don't think he has said it or anything, was just one of the reasons given for going to Nice as opposed to a bigger role somewhere.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Wonder if there will be any embargo bombs

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Just a reminder that Benitez, when at Real Madrid, supposedly instructed Luka Modric to stop using the outside of his foot.

Lol I wonder why him and James didn’t get on!

 

[MrGrumpy]

Oh I don't think he has said it or anything, was just one of the reasons given for going to Nice as opposed to a bigger role somewhere.

Everton job wasn’t available then

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

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But yeah, back on topic, all the Benitez talk is just cover for some underwhelming no-mark to be announced to our collective relief.

 

[Death]

he won’t coz he won’t be evertons manager

Its happening matthew

 

[LocalNative]

There's no returning from this one for Moshiri. He'll never, ever endear himself to the fans if he goes through with this appointment.

I can see us this time next year demanding Moshiri pack his bags.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Seriously though that Modric goal is a thing of beauty. Whoever gets the jobs needs to make sure we score a few like that please.