I don't think it should be Wayne Rooney...
but picture the boardroom....
There are sophisticated, technical discussions going on,
Moshiri keeps saying 'We need a big character to go head to head with the big boys...an A lister'
Brands says ' In Holland and Germany we have seen loads of success with this model ...'
'But I want to make sure Jim White keeps interviewing me. We need Hollywood. We need Amazon Prime'
'Blah blah blah strategy...blah blah blah technical, attacking football...blah blah blah sell on fees'
...
and then Bill, suddenly gets teary eyed, he looks into the distance, he sees Wayne Rooney scoring THAT goal, he hears him talking about his love for the club, and he sees ' Wayne, The Musical' up in lights...
WAYNE ROONEY ANNOUNCED
seriously though what if Bill Kenwright went all Stevie G and Frank Lampard and thinks it'll work for us too?